There is no doubt that the person writing this text is the same person as the poster. My name is Vasily Bidak and I'm a comedian. Maybe you once saw me at the National Theater of the Absurd Sparrow, maybe saw me win $ 20,000 in "Smile the Comedian", maybe saw on the scene of the Underground Standup, maybe at Osokorki Metro Station. But most importantly, you need to understand:
I DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY NEED TO COLLECT THE YELLOW PALACE
And who is missing? Here, for example, Valery Zhidkova. And I want to collect October.
I will be working on this project for exactly one year. And I would very much like to earn this, for example, three million two hundred twenty hryvnias. But I will earn nothing. Why? It's not about the money.
THEN I MAKE THE VALUE OF TICKETS SUCH THAT WHEN I COMPLETE SOLDIER, I WILL GO ZERO.
All figures are open, I already owe 220 thousand UAH for rent, taxes and other expenses, and I very much hope that this minus will decrease. Even one unsold ticket can afford me.
I CAN COLLECT THE OCTOBER PALACE OR I CAN'T.
In a year, I have to twist a lot to gather a thousand nine hundred twenty-eight people. You can follow this process here - click here ( https://www.instagram.com/by_by_duck/?hl=en
There are many comedians in Ukraine who can collect large halls but do not collect because they did not "glow" in a box. There are many strong theaters in the country that create masterpieces but cannot garner spectators. After all, most will go to shows with great prices, even of dubious quality, but with familiar faces.
I am for conscious consumption. Therefore, realize your need this evening.
You just don't think I was so focused on gathering viewers that I scored those cherished 1.5 hours on stage on November 20, 2020. Believe me, there will be better material. And if you know who you are dealing with, then you understand that I will not limit myself to the text.
WHY DID YOU GO TO THIS EVENING?
1. To hear a comedy from a person who twice became the best comedian at the Independent All-Ukrainian Standup Festival (though this should come in handy somewhere).
2. Join an active community and have fun all year long, culminating in a great time in a circle of like 1928 viewers.
3. An opportunity to listen to a comedy for 23 UAH. (If we know you, please don't go for free).
I suggest buying a ticket right away. In any case, you will win: either you will become part of the burst of laughter of a huge number of people, or it will be just me and you in the huge luxury hall.
I'm looking for 1928 viewers. Stand-up Special in Kiev! We look forward to seeing you on 2020-11-20 at 19:00 at ICCM (October Palace) location, Kiev.
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