Never call me, My Love!

07.05 - 07.05

Caribbean Club

The team of the Black Square Theater has prepared a real delicacy for you! After all, how else to call a comedy about sexual and love relationships with the signature sauce of "ChK" humor. We are sure that you will not miss this.

The performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv will take place on May 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM at the CARIBBEAN club.

Why is it worth going to the theater for the performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv?

Another masterpiece from the team of the Black Square Theater.
Heroes in whom you can easily recognize yourself or your friends.
Incredible emotions that you will not get anywhere else.

The performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv

We invite you to a performance by the master of the "Black Square", which for some of the audience will be an occasion to laugh out loud, and for others - even cause sincere tears. After all, this is a bright, simple and at the same time deep story about love and, of course, about "it"! Unsurpassed actors on stage will create a unique atmosphere in the hall. Don't miss it!

All stages of a relationship between a man and a woman in the masterpiece production of "ChK"

On May 7, you may encounter yourself. After all, the questions that the actors raise in their performance are close and relevant to everyone. This time we will think together about the following topics:

how love arises;
what to do to keep it;
are there any secrets to success in bed – for women and men, respectively;
what to avoid in intimate relationships and much more.

This will be a detailed conversation about sex. But without anatomical nuances. We are waiting for you!

Where to buy tickets for the play “Never call me, my love!” in Kyiv?

Book tickets today – online at Concert.ua.

Talents

Чорний квадрат

Театр-студія імпровізації «Чорний квадрат» у Києві.

Other events for the artist's participation

Honeymoon 20 May, Tue Kyiv, ATLAS Who wants whom? Black square 21 May, Wed Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club Performance "Happiness is always near" 24 May, Sat Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club Two Stripes or Double Solid Love 28 May, Wed Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club Black Square: 21 Minutes Before and After Sex 31 May, Sat Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club HONEYMOON. Black Square 5 June, Thu Kyiv, ORIGIN STAGE Black Square: 21 Minutes Before and After Sex 10 June 18:30, Tue Kyiv, ATLAS Performance "A Tinder Surprise Is Waiting for You" 19 June, Thu Kyiv, ORIGIN STAGE

Why is it worth going to the theater for the performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv?

Another masterpiece from the team of the Black Square Theater.

Heroes in whom you can easily recognize yourself or your friends.

Incredible emotions that you will not get anywhere else.

The performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv

All stages of a relationship between a man and a woman in the masterpiece production of "ChK"

how love arises;

what to do to keep it;

are there any secrets to success in bed – for women and men, respectively;

what to avoid in intimate relationships and much more.

Where to buy tickets for the play “Never call me, my love!” in Kyiv?

CARIBBEAN club in Kyiv: mood, interior, music, atmosphere

CARIBBEAN club is one of the most original and, of course, dance venues in the capital. It is located in the city center at street Petliury, 4 (convenient to reach from "Universitet" or "Vokzalna" metro stations). The facility, built in 1998, underwent a major renovation in 2023, which opened up new opportunities for a radical update of the event program.

The multifunctional location includes a concert hall, a night club and a restaurant. An excellent view of the stage from any place in the hall, favorite cocktails, friendly company made the club a cult place of rest for Kyivites and guests of the city.

Events at the CARIBBEAN club

Today, thanks to the availability of professional technical support (among other things, the largest LED screen in the capital), the location organizes and conducts a wide variety of events:

dance evenings to the fiery rhythms of flamenco and salsa;

performances of jazz orchestras;

variety show;

performances of the Black Square Theater and other creative groups;

poetic meetings;

stand-up show;

music concerts.

Such a rich schedule helps the public discover more and more new names and groups.

Never call me, My Love!

Why is it worth going to the theater for the performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv?

The performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv

All stages of a relationship between a man and a woman in the masterpiece production of "ChK"

Where to buy tickets for the play “Never call me, my love!” in Kyiv?

Why is it worth going to the theater for the performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv?

The performance "Never Call Me, My Love!" in Kyiv

All stages of a relationship between a man and a woman in the masterpiece production of "ChK"

Where to buy tickets for the play “Never call me, my love!” in Kyiv?

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CARIBBEAN club in Kyiv: mood, interior, music, atmosphere

Events at the CARIBBEAN club

Where to buy tickets for events at CARIBBEAN club in Kyiv?