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Вистава "Ніколи не дзвони мені, кохана"
10 September 2026, Thu.
19:00 - 21:00
CARIBBEAN club
Kyiv, вул. С. Петлюри, 4
A comedy about sexual and romantic relationships.
How does love arise?
How to save it?
How to keep a man if you can't keep love?
What to do in bed to be the perfect woman?
What should a woman do to be the perfect man?
And what should you not do?
In detail about sex without anatomical details.
There is more than enough sexual frankness in this play. There is more humor than usual, but no less intelligent thoughts.
Talents
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02 September
Wednesday, 19:00
Вистава "Абетка сексу від А до Я"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
03 September
Thursday, 19:00
Вистава "Ліворуч від розлуки, на північ від тебе"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
05 September
Saturday, 15:00
Денна вистава "Хто кого хоче?"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
09 September
Wednesday, 19:00
Вистава "21 хвилина До та Після сексу"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
11 September
Friday, 18:00
Чорний квадрат «Хто кого хоче..?»
Odesa, Ukrainian Theatre
12 September
Saturday, 15:00
Денна вистава "6 соток пристрасті або дачні сексуальні істор
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
16 September
Wednesday, 19:00
Вистава "На тебе чекає Tinder сюрприз"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
17 September
Thursday, 18:30
Свінгери або ...
Kyiv, ORIGIN STAGE
19 September
Saturday, 15:00
Денна вистава "Закохані танцюють у ліжку"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
22 September
Tuesday, 18:30
Чорний квадрат: Попередні пестощі
Kyiv, ATLAS
23 September
Wednesday, 19:00
Вистава "TOPLESS. Все включено!"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
26 September
Saturday, 15:00
Денна вистава "Ігри для дорослих"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
30 September
Wednesday, 19:00
Вистава "Ірина - про себе... про вас... і про час... "
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
03 October
Saturday, 15:00
Денна вистава "Секс на пляжі - не тільки коктейль"
Kyiv, CARIBBEAN club
Вистава "Ніколи не дзвони мені, кохана"
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Вистава "Ніколи не дзвони мені, кохана"
About the event
A comedy about sexual and romantic relationships.
How does love arise?
How to save it?
How to keep a man if you can't keep love?
What to do in bed to be the perfect woman?
What should a woman do to be the perfect man?
And what should you not do?
In detail about sex without anatomical details.
There is more than enough sexual frankness in this play. There is more humor than usual, but no less intelligent thoughts.
🏛 CARIBBEAN club
Located at: Simona Petliury Street, 4. On Google Maps
🚗 Parking
There is street parking near the establishment.
🚌 Public transport
The nearest metro station is "University".
🛡 Shelter
The nearest shelter is the metro station "University".
☕️ Additional amenities
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Wheelchair accessible seating
- Wheelchair accessible toilet
- Restaurant/bar
- Cloakroom
- Free Wi-Fi
- Generator