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Вистава "Ніколи не дзвони мені, кохана"
10 September 2026, Thu.
19:00 - 21:00
CARIBBEAN club
Kyiv, вул. С. Петлюри, 4
A comedy about sexual and romantic relationships.
How does love arise?
How to save it?
How to keep a man if you can't keep love?
What to do in bed to be the perfect woman?
What should a woman do to be the perfect man?
And what should you not do?
In detail about sex without anatomical details.
There is more than enough sexual frankness in this play. There is more humor than usual, but no less intelligent thoughts.
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Вистава "Ніколи не дзвони мені, кохана"
About the event
A comedy about sexual and romantic relationships.
How does love arise?
How to save it?
How to keep a man if you can't keep love?
What to do in bed to be the perfect woman?
What should a woman do to be the perfect man?
And what should you not do?
In detail about sex without anatomical details.
There is more than enough sexual frankness in this play. There is more humor than usual, but no less intelligent thoughts.
🏛 CARIBBEAN club
Located at: Simona Petliury Street, 4. On Google Maps
🚗 Parking
There is street parking near the establishment.
🚌 Public transport
The nearest metro station is "University".
🛡 Shelter
The nearest shelter is the metro station "University".
☕️ Additional amenities
- Wheelchair accessible entrance
- Wheelchair accessible seating
- Wheelchair accessible toilet
- Restaurant/bar
- Cloakroom
- Free Wi-Fi
- Generator